Wednesday 13 February 2013

Separation anxiety.

So Pete Wishart today told us that the word "separate" (adj., being or standing apart; distant or dispersed; existing or maintained independently) is, as far he is concerned, "silly" and "pejorative". I know the SNP tend to be a touchy lot, but this is just ridiculous. Perhaps someone from the SNP would like to clarify which words they deem to be sufficiently politically correct to describe a hypothetical independent Scotland. Here's a few to consider:

  • abstracted
  • apart
  • apportioned
  • asunder
  • cut apart
  • cut in two
  • detached
  • disassociated
  • discrete
  • disembodied
  • disjointed
  • distant
  • distributed
  • disunited
  • divergent
  • divided
  • divorced
  • far between
  • free
  • in halves
  • independent
  • isolated
  • loose
  • marked
  • parted
  • partitioned
  • put asunder
  • removed
  • scattered
  • set apart
  • set asunder
  • severed
  • sovereign
  • sundered
  • unattached
  • unconnected

I'm guessing "free" and "sovereign" might be okay by them; "divorced, "set asunder" or "severed", probably less so.

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