According to Wee Eck, if they get one million pledges of allegiance to their cause, then the referendum is won. Not sure how he worked that one out - maybe they intend to rig the referendum so that only 19% have to be in favour of separation?
So what does this declaration they want us to sign say?
"I believe that it is fundamentally better for us all if decisions about Scotland's future are taken by the people who care most about Scotland, that is, by the people of Scotland.
I think you'll find quite a lot of decisions about Scotland are already taken by the people of Scotland who have been elected to the Scottish Parliament. And even more of them will be taken after the Scotland Act 2012 comes into play.
Or in other words, "Being independent means Scotland will be given enough rope to hang itself". Doesn't sound quite so exciting?
Stereotypical airy-fairly political speech boilerplate. Replace the word "Scotland" and it could be the output of any presidential candidate's speechwriter.
"Being independent means Scotland's future will be in Scotland's hands.
Or in other words, "Being independent means Scotland will be given enough rope to hang itself". Doesn't sound quite so exciting?
"There is no doubt that Scotland has great potential. We are blessed with talent, resources and creativity. We have the opportunity to make our nation a better place to live, for this and future generations. We can build a greener, fairer and more prosperous society that is stronger and more successful than it is today.
Stereotypical airy-fairly political speech boilerplate. Replace the word "Scotland" and it could be the output of any presidential candidate's speechwriter.
"I want a Scotland that speaks with her own voice and makes her own unique contribution to the world - a Scotland that stands alongside the other nations on these isles, as an independent nation."
Getting a bit anthropomorphic here - quite typical of nationalist rhetoric of course. Isn't Scotland's greatest asset its people? And are their voices, talents, creativity and ability to contribute to the world somehow diminished by having "British Citizen" printed in their passports?
The SNP's attempt to create the facade of a cross-party alliance was less than convincing - Patrick Harvie's declaration that "Greens are not nationalists" must have dampened the atmosphere somewhat, and Colin Fox's presence was surely slightly awkward given his recent criticism of Salmond as an untrustworthy puppet of big business.
And what of the dazzling array of celebs they were expected to wheel out?
And what of the dazzling array of celebs they were expected to wheel out?
- Sean Connery - Probably Scotland's most famous wife-beating tax exile.
- Alan Cumming - New York resident and US citizen. Well if you wanted to be in movies, why would you stay in Scotland?
- Brian Cox - previously a lifelong Labour supporter who reportedly only switched his allegiance last year over free higher education. Also a resident of New York.
- Pat Kane - '80s has-been, and ex-husband of that infamous embarrassment to the SNP, Joan McAlpine.
- Liz Lochhead - who seemed quite pleased with the nice shiny badge she had been given.
- Some bloke who used to be the BBC Scotland news boss.
- An actor from Greenock you've never heard of.
So no great surprises there then. And some of them didn't even bother to pitch up in person. If you thought things couldn't get any more clichéd, then you would have been proved wrong when they even got Dougie McLean on to sing his mawkish drivel, so that we could be treated to the unedifying spectacle of Wee Eck having a wee greet to himself.
Someone at SNP HQ is clearly bereft of new ideas if this damp squib was the best they could do.
I take it then you will not be happy if a former shipyard worker turned foul-mouthed comedian with a history of violence against press photographers and alcohol abuse endorses the pro-union campaign then. I mean the guy splits his time between LA and Malta so you will not be wanting him around will you------ And of course there is the allegations about why his company is based in Malta. You were saying about tax dodging---
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Well, we'll just have to wait and see what the official Unionist campaign come up with next month... still, a tax-exile unionist isn't quite as risible as a tax-exile nationalist, is it?
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